if you love a child or two, and if you are not a satanist or communist, chances are that in a week or so you will be enjoying the squeals of delight that emanate from the throats of kids gifted with plastic meat. although many holiday traditions have gone the way of the dinosaur (does anyone still get oranges in their stocking?), fake plastic meat is, for the 24th year in a row, still the most popular children’s toy, narrowly edging out the hello kitty water dispenser.
praise the lord and pass the ammunition. in a world where all of a sudden the beatles are a video game, and new varieties of the operation game come out faster than I can pull the boogers out of the shrek version, it’s nice to have an old standby to hang your hat on.
hand me that plastic bacon!
December 20, 2009 at 6:40 am
read this a few days ago…i still havent come up with a witty reply.
December 21, 2009 at 2:04 am
I had the same problem when I was posting it.