a collection of things that are not true
milk was spilled
This entry was posted on November 24, 2009 at 4:27 am and is filed under untrue things.
youre a nerd. wait, this is the things that are not true blog…
true…so, I should write that you’re not going to get spanked, probably…
heeeeeeeeeee
wait, you got a car and are in town? yeah, not true.
come hither, bad doorknob.
i’m not into purple merry-go-round horses
you will be
hey, when were you on jimmey fallon?and why wasnt i invited? kim’s looking good these days.
so below the belt…now I’m really going to crunch that food chart…
i love you just the way you are you stupid frank black wanna be.
you’re sweet.
by the way…I meant I was eating the food chart. I ran out of pop tarts…
trees should begin to worry with this new paper eating development.
I’m limiting myself to one ream per day. it’s a simple matter of self control.
will you be controlling yourself in the same manner as you did with my toilet paper?
you buy the poofy paper and it goes quicker. you have to start buying the sandpaper type…
plus, I only ate six rolls of that last time. quit yer complainin’!
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November 26, 2009 at 2:10 am
youre a nerd. wait, this is the things that are not true blog…
November 26, 2009 at 2:13 am
true…so, I should write that you’re not going to get spanked, probably…
heeeeeeeeeee
November 26, 2009 at 2:19 am
wait, you got a car and are in town? yeah, not true.
November 26, 2009 at 2:20 am
come hither, bad doorknob.
November 26, 2009 at 2:23 am
i’m not into purple merry-go-round horses
November 26, 2009 at 2:23 am
you will be
November 26, 2009 at 2:26 am
hey, when were you on jimmey fallon?and why wasnt i invited? kim’s looking good these days.
November 26, 2009 at 2:28 am
so below the belt…now I’m really going to crunch that food chart…
November 26, 2009 at 2:30 am
November 26, 2009 at 2:31 am
you’re sweet.
by the way…I meant I was eating the food chart. I ran out of pop tarts…
November 26, 2009 at 2:33 am
trees should begin to worry with this new paper eating development.
November 26, 2009 at 2:35 am
I’m limiting myself to one ream per day. it’s a simple matter of self control.
November 26, 2009 at 3:06 am
will you be controlling yourself in the same manner as you did with my toilet paper?
November 26, 2009 at 3:11 am
you buy the poofy paper and it goes quicker. you have to start buying the sandpaper type…
plus, I only ate six rolls of that last time. quit yer complainin’!